New Age of Ultron Promo Images

I'm still waiting for the 80's Annie Lennox cut on Nat

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=58100

The 2014 Jetties Year End Show!

Oh you lucky people! It's our year-end show where we arbitrarily hand out awards to the year's "best" artists and try to pick a fight with an ornery orchestra (an ornchestra?). Also, music guru Tara stops by to set us straight on the best sounds of 2014! I'd like to thank God, my agent, my pa*EMPHATIC STRING MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*



*inaudible under loud orchestral music*

Alright, There's a Lot of News Today so Listen Up

Let's blow through this because we all have cookies to eat and people to punch at the mall

-Luke Cage has been cast (officially), according to Marvel and he's gonna be Mike Colter, from The Good Wife, American Horror Story and that Halo thing which is coming out soon. It looks like it'll be a...a...*c'mon you can do this*...urk..."sweet Christmas" for him! *pant pant*

via Marvel.com

-Straight from the director's mouth, there's no schedule, script OR green light from WB on the Wonder Woman movie, nor similar for a Black Widow movie, lady Ghostbuster movie, "female-focused" Spider-verse movie, Captain Marvel or any other lip-servicey empty promise project that's being "made" to satisfy the very real desire by the public to see women do something other than talk to computers in genre films. Hey, another Spider-Man reboot!

via Vulture

-Try and sift through this Reddit post if you can (it also gazes into you, btw), but it looks like Deathstroke may be a part of a Harley Quinn-focused Suicide movie...or he'll just get all of her lines and we'll see her boobs a couple of times (sorry, still sorta bitter)

via ComicBookMovie.com

-aaaaaand, not even news, really, but let this melt the hoar on your Hoggarth hosts (that all checks out)

via Newsarama

Ok, back to the toy mines!

Title Part 2

We give you all the news that’s fit to…cast(?) on the Sony hack and the demise of The Interview. We are journalists; this is real. 50% less fart jokes on this one, guaranteed.

Plus, we talk Birdman, Black Mirror and one more “B” (hint: it’s the opposite of ‘treble’).

 

No, really, the name of the podcast is 'Title' 

Title Part 1

We give you all the news that’s fit to…cast(?) on the Sony hack and the demise of The Interview. We are journalists; this is real. 50% less fart jokes on this one, guaranteed.

Plus, we talk Birdman, Black Mirror and one more “B” (hint: it’s the opposite of ‘treble’).

 

No, really, the title of the podcast is 'Title' 

Goodbye Red Brick House

Spider-Woman is getting a makeover and it looks good

Via CBR

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=57876

Sony Cancels 'The Interview' Release

Wow...well, that's that

http://comicbook.com/2014/12/17/sony-cancels-the-interviews-theatrical-release-following-terrori/

Gaiman Suggests Tom Hiddleston to Portray Morpheus

Umm--yes please!! Can we actually make Sandman happen this time around and do it well?! K thanks, bye.

http://comicbook.com/2014/12/16/neil-gaiman-suggest-tom-hiddleston-as-morpheus-in-the-sandman-mo/

How to Get Away With Suicide

Latino Review (how do these guys get all these scoops?) is reporting a rumor that Viola Davis has landed the role of Amanda Waller in WB's upcoming Suicide Squad movie, currently starring Margot Robbie, Will Smith and Jared Leto as the Beaver the Joker. Of course, this'll have to jibe with her schedule on How to Get Away with Murder, but I bet they'll figure something out. Scooped again, LR!!! *shakes fist*

Via Latino Review

Sony Hackers Threaten Theaters That Screen The Interview

Oh boy. This is going up a notch. I honestly was ambivalent about the film up to this point, but now I'm definitely seeing it.

From Variety's article:

“The world will be full of fear,” the message reads. “Remember the 11th of September 2001. We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time. (If your house is nearby, you’d better leave.) Whatever comes in the coming days is called by the greed of Sony Pictures Entertainment.”

https://variety.com/2014/film/news/sony-hackers-threaten-911-attack-on-movie-theaters-that-screen-the-interview-1201380712/

Terminator Genisys Fan Trailers asks...WTF?

All right, this is just amazing. I'm clearly not trying hard enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe2Agl3bJAc

Daredevil saved Marvel

Thank God they wrote this so I didn't have to

http://sequart.org/magazine/52690/kevin-smith-joe-quesada-daredevil/

Armageddon Tired of This Part 2

More news about the Sony Hack Attack, a review of Exodus: Gods and Kings and we look back on an under-served genre: the post-apocalyptic muscle car movie! You want to hear this show because I drive the Monster and wear this costume.



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Armageddon Tired of This Part 1

More news about the Sony Hack Attack, a review of Exodus: Gods and Kings and we look back on an under-served genre: the post-apocalyptic muscle car movie! You want to hear this show because I drive the Monster and wear this costume.



Thou shalt click here for the show

Arrested Wasteland

Now the story of a world who lost everything and the one man who had no choice but to be a reluctant hero

All 707 episodes of Doctor Who played simultaneously

It's...it's full of stars...

http://www.avclub.com/article/catch-doctor-who-watching-all-707-classic-episodes-212851?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds

Star Wars Character Names Revealed

Some of these sound a lot like some of my old SW RPG characters (West End Games represent!)

The "ball droid" from the "Force Awakens" teaser trailer = BB-8

Oscar Isaac's character = Poe Dameron

The mysterious villainous character with the much-debated crossguard lightsaber = Kylo Ren

Daisy Ridley's character = Rey (no last name yet revealed)

John Boyega's character = Finn (no last name yet revealed)

Via CBR

By the Hoary Hosts of HOO-AH!

Mika's in the driver's seat this week as we digest a glut of DC TV news and try to scale a "Wall" of a dilemma in comics diversity. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd listen to this episode!



Show am here

Spider - Man in Civil War?!?

This is HUGE

http://comicbook.com/2014/12/10/marvel-has-discussed-spider-man-appearing-in-captain-america-civ/

Roger Corman's Fantastic Four is a sweet, delicate flower

Check out this great takedown of the upcoming FF film by way of the 1994 rights grab



http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-signs-best-fantastic-four-movie-was-made-20-years-ago/

Mark Hamill back as Trickster on CW's The Flash

 I yi yi...my 90's head is spinning. Now Ship, Amanda Pays AND Hamill are all on the new Flash show.

From CBR

"Mark Hamill returns in a brand new interpretation of James Jesse (aka The Trickster), a role he originated on the 90's 'Flash' series," reads the description. "In this new iteration, The Trickster is an anarchist terrorist con man serving a life sentence in Iron Heights who helps Barry (Grant Gustin) and Det. West (Jesse L. Martin) to foil the city-wide attacks of a wannabe Trickster eagerly following in the original's deadly footsteps. The episode will reunite him with John Wesley Shipp who went up against him as the original 'Flash' on the CBS version."

This is cool but it just hits it on the head once again that they should have had Shipp play an older Barry Allen and have Grant Gustin be the young, brash Wally West, his mentee. Don't get me wrong; Gustin is killing it as the straight-laced Allen but if we're just going to absorb the old show...

via CBR

In Loving Memory Part 2

Marvel Studios, 6, died on Friday after a long battle with looming mediocrity. It is survived by Warner Brothers DC films, Sony's Spider-Man and Fantastic Four franchises and that Man-Thing picture at Lionsgate. Services will be held when you click play and will include this week's news and a rundown of the new Terminator trailer.

 

In lieu of flowers, the family requests you click this link 

In Loving Memory Part 1

Marvel Studios, 6, died on Friday after a long battle with looming mediocrity. It is survived by Warner Brothers DC films, Sony's Spider-Man and Fantastic Four franchises and that Man-Thing picture at Lionsgate. Services will be held when you click play and will include this week's news and a rundown of the new Terminator trailer.

 

In lieu of flowers, the family requests you click this link

Furries + Chlorine = no yiffing

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2014/12/comics-a-m-furry-convention-disrupted-by-chlorine-gas/

Krysten Ritter cast as Jessica Jones

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth!

PANTY-CLAD ASSES IN SEATS

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/benedict-cumberbatch-officially-joins-marvels-doctor-strange-1201371384/

Genisys beats Exodus (sorry, Christian[s])

The trailer for Terminator: Genisys is finally here and you can watch it below. After the jump, I have a few comments that you're all thinking but I'm brave enough to SAY (cowards)...uh, enjoy?

This is a series that ate its tail so long ago it’s puking up its own grandparents. Ok, that didn’t make any sense and it still makes more sense than this franchise does.

Some thoughts –

• Much like the first one, this movie is about butts mainly
• “Come with me blah blah blah” – We will never, ever get rid of this. It is the 99-year-lease of catchphrases
• Asian T-1000 is a step up but c’mon…Robert Patrick is out there. The T-1000 doesn’t have to *look* svelte.  In fact, an older, paunchy cop (sorry, Bob) would be a better cop disguise
• She saves him – right, right, girl power, everyone but again reference the above. This film now only makes sense to Hugh Everett. Look it up.
• Does John still know when he sends Kyle back that…well, *you* know. I’m all for determinism but this is a *totally* different Sarah now and unless they seal the deal in the same week of the same month…no John, no future. Is the present of the future (keep up now) still the same before all the past present screwiness? (NOW you’ve got it)
•  Does Kyle have the pic of Sarah? Would be a good way to recast Clarke in a single prop since it’s so iconic
• “Everything’s changed” – no guano, Alyssa Milano
•  Car chase, large vehicle flips over, fighting in a mall…they didn’t exactly stretch themselves to find new beats here…if she offers to make him "plastique", I'm out
• *Sigh*, ok, you’re not gonna like this one but Linda Hamilton = Emilia Clarke. They’re both 7’s on genre shows who are breaking into Hollywood with sci-fi action films. Does this mean Emilia gets ripped for TG2?
•  I’m tm’ing TG2 for the sequel before Paramount can. They can buy it back!
•  Did I blink or did I miss Matt Smith?
• Nice bus flip. Impossible AND ripping off Dark Knight.
•  Still seeing it.

Mendes: 'SPECTRE' is new Bond title

Mendes. Craig. Waltz. uh annnnnd BellucciSeydouxScottBautista.

New Bond movie is due in late 2015 and will be about Commander Shepard, I'm guessing...

No, not really. SPECTRE is the Dr. Evil-like foundation that is the movie franchise's interpretation of Smiert Spionam, usually contracted to SMERSH, which was a Russian counteroh, I see you've fallen asleep. Uh, ASTON MARTIN DB10!!!!!!


via CNN

Crying from the Comics Crib

Kal and Mika form their *own* suicide squad as they reveal and discuss a host of troubling new nerd movie announcements. Also, a Sony hack update, some reviews, recommendations and Kal writes "JJ" all over the walls of his padded cell! It gets weird!

Come and get your show

#blackstormtrooper

Kal and Mika return to talk about *that* trailer, plus the *other* trailer, Sony hacks, more news and Mika shares her book reports with the rest of the class. School's in, sucka!



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