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DAVID TENNANT IS PLAYING THE PURPLE MAN ON THE JESSICA JONES SHOW
DAVID TENNANT IS PLAYING THE PURPLE MAN ON THE JESSICA JONES SHOW

Via CBR

Casting Ouch

Hold on to that Pultizer 'cause this show has all the journalistic integrity of Jayson Blair's eHarmony profile. We run through every shaky casting rumor we can find for the upcoming slate of comic book and sci-fi films AND we break out the hatchets to take down an inexplicably awful movie. Say, I heard that Benedict Cumberbatch and King Kong are going to be in the remake of Thelma and Louise!

 

It all begins here

Whoa! X-Babies!

Looks like Fox is putting the "youngsters" back in "gifted youngsters". Bryan Singer just announced on Twitter that three leads from X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) have been cast,

Game of Thrones's Sophie Turner (18) as Jean Grey
Tree of Life's Tye Sheridan (18) as Cyclops
and Alexandra Shipp (23) as Storm

So now Jackman, should he appear (ok, WHEN he appears), really will be Old Man Logan. Magneto's getting up there, too. They join my new boyfriend Oscar Isaac in an 80's-set film that will feature titular villain Apocalypse, which will almost certainly *not* be played by that kid in the tag at the end of DOFP. Sorry, kid.

I'll just leave this here...

Something I like about this, it's a chance to make it lighter and more accessible to everyone. This tastes crazy in my mouth and I know Fox has the franchise with Mr. Stabby-Hands, but there's really no reason these films can't be family-friendly and deliver action that kids dig but that doesn't make parents make that Marge sound when they wonder if their kid should be *really excited* about a sextuple-knifing. Eh, what am I saying? This is more Fox's speed..

Speaking of Secret Wars, 'member when the Beyonder just straight up killed the New Mutants, levelled the mansion and erased the memory of their existence from the minds of everyone on Earth? Good. Times.

Pessimistic Pizza Part 2

We talk about the only news worth talking about this week (hint: it's a secret and we go to war over it) and we make everyone uncomfortable by tearing into the pantheon of disgraced artists and how we interface with them as a culture. Too highbrow? We've also got Orson Scott Card dildo jokes. Pot sweetened!

 

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Pessimistic Pizza Part 1

We talk about the only news worth talking about this week (hint: it's a secret and we go to war over it) and we make everyone uncomfortable by tearing into the pantheon of disgraced artists and how we interface with them as a culture. Too highbrow? We've also got Orson Scott Card dildo jokes. Pot sweetened!

 

Download THIS!

Superman's Singing Cousin

Melissa Benoist of Whiplash and Glee is YOUR new Supergirl. I dunno...I'm kind of in the middle about this one...

via Deadline

Marvel 'Ending' Main and Ultimate Universe With 'Secret Wars'

Its the end of the world as we know it. How do you feel?

via CBR

Calvin and Hawke

Who *is* eating that nasty food? Not us; we eat the stories and spit the news on this catch-up show for the world of nerdtainment. And! We run down Predestination…before it does the same to us! Or before…? No Arminians here; you are destined to listen to this show!

IT'S GO TIME!

The Oscar Grouch

Well, it was tough, but we pulled it off. Despite Kal's awards show allergy, we run down this year's Golden Globe winners and cover the nominations for this year's Academy Awards. Listen now to find out who's losing to Boyhood this year!















It's all for you, Damian!

The American Degrassi

Community is back on Yahoo Screen (who?) on March 17, and the way Dan Harmon is talking, it may NEVER END. At least until they have to drain McHale's pecs like Meatloaf's character in Fight Club.

Via EW

The New Age of Ultron trailer is here

And, wow...things do not look good for Earth's Mightiest Heroes...

Here's to you, Rissoli and Isles Part 2

NOW, we do it...we talk about Richard Linklater's Boyhood. That's what I like about this film; he gets older, I keep staying the same age



Learn about responsibility here

Here's to you, Rissoli and Isles Part 1

This is where Kal and Mika bring the top ten video game releases of 2015. Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs...for some reason...



Plug in here!

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Agents of C.A.R.T.E.R.

A news and reviews show this go 'round as we talk ABC's Agent Carter and Ant-Man! Also, Mika's Manga Market(?) returns with a new volume and a web comic review. Sometimes the best show for a job is this one!



23 show-do!

The 2015ening!!!

New year! New mistakes!

We really let it run on this one so for your convenience it's in three distinct parts.

Part 1 is our news & reviews segment, where we roll the dice on a pair of gambling films and bring you the skinny on Image's BITCH PLANET!

Part 2 is our look-ahead for the first half of 2015 where we sift through the hot movie and TV releases of the new year.

And Part 3...oh, Part 3. Why must you be? We show no mercy as we go after the recent spate of shameless remakes and reboots!

Take that, 2014!



Part 1: News and Reviews
Part 2: The "New"s of the coming year
Part 3: The "New" stuff that is not at all new